The waiting room

Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse enters and tells the first man, “Congratulations, you’re the father of twins”

“What a coincidence,” the man says. “I work for the Twin Towns resort”

A little later, the nurse returns and tells the second man, “You are the father of triplets”

“That’s really an incredible coincidence,” he answers. “I work for the 3M Corporation”

An hour later, the nurse tells the third man that his wife has just given birth to septuplets.

The man says, “I don’t believe it! I work for 7-11! What a coincidence”

After hearing this, everyone’s attention turns to the fourth guy who has just fainted. He slowly regains consciousness and whispers, “I should have never taken that job at Video 2000”

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