The vacuum salesman 46



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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners”.

“No thank you!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money,” and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. “Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least seen my demonstration”.

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse crap all over her hallway carpet.

“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder”.

“Well,” she said, “I hope you’ve got a good appetite, because our electricity was cut off this morning!”

Thanks to Eddie for sending this through. If you want to read some other great jokes, click here. Or to submit one of your own to share with the Starts at 60 community, click here.

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