Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.
One evening after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.
His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
“Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married, I think it’s time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs”.
Jim gets a horrified look on his face.
She says, “Darling, What’s wrong?”
Jim says, ”For a minute there, you were sounding like my ex-wife”
“EX WIFE!”, she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”
”I wasn’t!”, he replies.