The shoplifting granny 0



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An old lady gets caught shoplifting.

On court day the lady and her husband stand before the judge, who says to her, “Why did you shoplift?”

She says “I was hungry.”

The judge asks, “What did you take?”

She replies, “A can of peaches.”

So the judge, trying to figure out how to punish her, says, “How many peaches were in the can?”

The lady says, “6”, so the judge says, “Okay, 1 day per peach in jail – that will be 6 days time served.”

The judge finishes by asking the gallery, “Would anyone like to add anything?”

Her husband says, “Your honour, she stole a can of peas too!”

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