The old engaged couple’s wish 89



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Bob, 92 and Mary, 89, are excited about their decision to marry and while out for a stroll to discuss the arrangements, they pass a pharmacy. Bob suggests they go in.

Bob asked to speak to the pharmacist and when he appears, Bob explains that he and Mary are about to get married. He asked, “Do you sell heart medication?”

“Of course we do,” the pharmacist replies.

“Medicine for rheumatism?”


“How about Viagra?”

“Yes, naturally.”

“Medicine for a failing memory, arthritis, jaundice?”

“Yes, the works.”

“What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antacids?”


“What about wheelchairs and walkers?”

“All sizes and speeds Sir.”

“Good,” says Bob, “We’d like to register for our wedding gifts here, please.”


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