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The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Dean in a boiling rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

“What happened Dean?”, she asked anxiously.

“What happened?! I’ll tell you what happened. I sent a text to my wife telling her I was coming home today early from my fishing trip. I get home… and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I’m done. I’m leaving forever!”

“Ah now, calm down, take it easy Dean!” says his mother-in-law. “There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I’ll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened”.

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

“Dean, I told you there must be a simple explanation. She never got your text!”

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very attractive 25-year-old blonde.

She hangs onto Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast.

At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, “Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?”

Bob replies, “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!”

They’re amazed, but continue to ask, “So, how did you persuade her to marry you?”

“I lied about my age”, Bob replies.

“What, did you tell her you were only 50?”

Bob smiles and says, “No, I told her I was 90.”

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