The killer parrot

An older couple had a parrot. One day while they we both out, there was a knock on the door.

The parrot asked “Who is it?”

The man answered, “It’s the plumber. I’ve come to mend your pipes”

Again, the parrot asked “Who is it?”.

The man again replied, “It’s the plumber. I’ve come to mend your pipes”.

This went on for a while, with the plumber getting more angry as time went on. Suddenly, the plumber suffered a heart attack, and dropped dead on the doorstep.

When the couple arrived home, they saw the man dead on the doorstep, looked at each other, and asked “Who is it?” The parrot answered, “It’s the plumber. He’s come to mend your pipes”.

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