The jockey’s wife 11



View Profile

The day finally came when the jockey was married to his girlfriend. They had met when she was working as a stable hand and their romance began with a shared love of horses.

At long last, after the reception, they arrived at their honeymoon hotel. Since their relationship until then had been old fashioned and chaste, they were keen to get to know each other much more closely in the Biblical sense.

Initially, there was some confusion about their booking and the manager intervened and said, “We have two suites available. Would you like the bridal?”  

“Oh no,” said the jockey, “I’ll just hold her by the ears until she gets the hang of it”.

If you want to read some other great jokes, click here. Or to submit one of your own to share with the Starts at 60 community, click here.

Starts at 60 Writers

The Starts at 60 writers team seek out interesting topics and write them especially for you.

  1. Sorry, first I read the heading as “Hockey’s wife. Then only I realised it was Jockey’s wife. Whoever it is, they do the same. RIP the others off, and then buy something for her and get someone else to pay for it. He becomes the Jockey and play Hockey with the public funds.

  2. well that had me in ‘Stirrups!’

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *