The genie grants three unexpected wishes 9



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One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp.

Reluctantly, the genie said, “Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss”.

So the man agreed and made his first wish. “I want lots of money”, he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appeared in the man’s bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss’ account.

For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lamborghini, Ferrari and Porsche appeared. At the same time two of each car appeared outside of his boss’ house.

Finally the genie said, “This is your last wish, you should choose carefully,”

And to this the man replied, “I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney…”


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Jenny Westdrop

Gemma has been with Ear Science Institute Australia since 2004, firstly as an audiologist and then as Manager of Lions Hearing Clinic from 2006 to 2010. In 2011 she became Business Development Manager of the ESIA Hearing Implant Centre (including Balance Centre). She finds it extremely rewarding to improve and advance the clinical service delivery of niche areas of audiology such as implantable hearing devices.

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