Three elderly men are sitting together and discussing what they want their family and friends to say when they are lying in their casket at their funeral.
The first man says “I want them to say I was a great father and a great friend. I want them to say I could always be counted on”
The second guy says “I just want them to talk about how much I changed the world, and how I left it a better place”
The third man says “I want them to look right at me and say: ‘Look! He’s moving!'”