The doctor’s unexpected news 17



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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

At his next visit the doctor commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
“Just doing what you said, Doc: “Get a hot mamma and be cheerful”.
“I didn’t say that!”  I said, “You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful”.


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