The blonde speed limit check 12



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A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it…

Cop: “Miss, this is a 110km/h highway, why are you going so slowly?”

Blonde: “Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65.”

Cop: “Oh miss, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway you’re on!”

Blonde: “Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on.”

At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.

Cop: “Excuse me miss, what’s wrong with your friends back there? They’re shaking something awful.”

Blonde: “Oh… We just got off of highway 119”.

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  1. A pretty pedestrian/pathetic joke beating up on blondes.

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    • Funny – just the response I expected. Of course I know it’s a joke…just not a very funny one AND at the expense of blondes. We never hear…”A brunette ….” Or “A redhead… Did so and so”. It just gets tiresome that people continue to think that it is fair to make a joke exclusively demeaning the intelligence of women with blonde hair. Don’t you think that over time it can subliminally affect people’s view of blonde women…just saying.

  2. oops ! – looks like you converted the first speed from 65mph to 110km/h – but left the rest – including 65 in the next line

    So the punch line – where 119 mph would be exciting – kind of sags as 119 km/h would not likely scare too many people on a highway these days

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