Two engineers ran into each other outside a shopping centre. The one on foot said to the other, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want'”.
The first engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit”!