I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend: “The other night when my fiancé came over I was in a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you”. Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress: “Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we made passionate love late into the night”.
Then I had to share my story:
“When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said ‘What’s for dinner, Zorro?'”