Shopping for the perfect turkey 2



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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,

“Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead”.


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  1. I can remember us kids sniggering when mum asked the neighbour for a root of mint to go with our roast lamb. She looked totally blank when we told her.

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