Senior sex

The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you”.

“Yes”, she replies. “I remember it well”.

“OK”, he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?”

“Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy idea. I love it!” 

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation. Having a chuckle to himself, he thinks: I’ve got to see these two old-timers in action. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. 

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence; the old man moves in.

Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. 

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still unable to tear himself away, finally approaches them.

“Excuse me”, he says. “That was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?”

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply.

“50 years ago, that wasn’t an electric fence!”

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