Ordering a steak

A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order.

“I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak,” says the husband.

“But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter.

“Oh,” says the husband, “she’ll order for herself”.

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