No pets allowed

Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant.

“Let’s go in and get something to eat,” Jim suggested.

“We can’t,” responded John. “Don’t you see the sign? It says ‘No Pets Allowed’.”

“Ahh, that sign,” said Jim. “Don’t worry about it.”

Taking out a pair of sunglasses, Jim walked up to the door. As he tried to get into the restaurant he got stopped when the person greeting him said, “Sorry sir, no pets allowed.”

“Can’t you see,” said Jim. “I’m blind and this is my seeing eye dog.”

“But it’s a doberman pincher… Who uses a doberman as a seeing eye dog?” the man at the door said.

“Oh,” said Jim. “You must not have heard, this is the latest type of seeing eye dog. He does a very good job.”

Jim was let in to the restaurant.

Seeing that it worked John tried to follow his friend into the restaurant.

Even before John could open his mouth, the man at the door said, “Don’t tell me that chihuahua is the latest type of seeing eye dog.”

Thinking quickly John responded angrily, “You mean they gave me a chihuahua?!”

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