No fingers

A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, “Give me the fingers, and I’ll see what I can do”

The injured man replies, “But I don’t have the fingers!”

“Why didn’t you bring them?!”, the doctor asks.

The injured man responds, “Doc, I couldn’t pick them up”

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