My choice for my next life 18



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In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.

When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.

I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that, too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yes … going to be a bear.


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  1. I have always said that in my next life I am coming back as a man- lot less stressful. But even better than that I am coming back as my husband ! He has the best life ever !!!!

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  2. Me too. Life as a bear sounds ideal. There are a few men I’ve wanted to swat in my day. Two in particular.

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