The English language is an interesting one. Here are a couple of funnies based on the use of the language!
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and order a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat.
Seeing this, the angry bartender approaches them and says, “Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!”
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.
Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, “My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”
Several minutes later, an exhausted Terry arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, “Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!”