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A couple in their 90s are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he asks.

‘Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?’


‘Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?’ she asks.

‘No, I can remember it.’

‘Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?’

He says, ‘I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.’

‘I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?’ she asks.

Irritated, he says, ‘I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!’

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.

‘Where’s my toast?’

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  1. Yes the old memory it isn’t what it used to be! I remember some time ago…ummm..oh I forgot what I was going to say..oh yes, that wasn’t it either…

  2. Memory loss really isn’t that funny but more cruel to the person However, I do recall my late ‘mother-in-law’ having moments trying to remember things. Once after a visit, she said ‘John Wayne’. I asked her what about him? She replied ‘it was John Wayne in that movie’. (This was some 3 months after I had asked who the actor was. Sometimes when she would greet me, she would go through a list of names before she remembered…hello, Fred, John, Mark no I mean Robert, Darin oh Vic..sorry the memory is not as good as it once was she would say.

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