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Three gentlemen were sitting together and discussing what they want their family and friends to say when they are lying in their casket at their funeral.

The first man says “I want them to say I was a great father, husband, and a great friend. I want them to say I could always be counted on.”

The second guy says “I just want them to talk about how much I changed the world, and how I left it a better place.”

The third man says “I want them to look right at me and say: ‘Look! He’s moving!’”

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Moreover, she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease, it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”

He answered, “That’s okay.”

She then said, “I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out ‘Goodbye, Mum’ as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy”

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, “Goodbye, Mum.”

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone’s day, he went to pay for his groceries.

“That comes to $121.85,” said the checkout attendant.

“Why so much? I only bought five items.”

The attendant replied, “Yeah, but your mother said you’d be paying for her things, too.”

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