John and the bull 65



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A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow”.

“Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested.

The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbour’s cows! He’s like a machine!”

“What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend.

“I don’t know but they have a peppermint taste…”


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  1. Thank you. Hadn’t heard it for half a century but it’s still a bloody funny yarn!

  2. Haha good one.
    That’s like the old farmer took his rooster around to his neighbours to fix up his hens. They went inside to have a cup of tea, after a while they looked out the window here was the rooster laying on his back with his leg up in the air. They ran out to the rooster to see what’s wrong, when they got there the rooster swore at them and told them to get lost as he was waiting for the Chicken hawk to come down.

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