I’m just doing what the doctor said! 3



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Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I’d gained some weight, and I didn’t feel so hot.

My doctor said eating right doesn’t have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colours; fill your plate with bright colours; greens, yellows, reds, etc.

I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&Ms and, sure enough, I felt better immediately.

I never knew eating right could be so easy!

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  1. Hahaha love it. Glad you enjoyed your M&M’S. Nobody is getting out of life alive so enjoy while you can.

  2. LOL! It reminds me of the oldie but goodie about achieving inner peace:
    A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I’d started & hadn’t finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum

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    • Jennifer May I know it’s a joke but if you had drunk and sunk all that you’d be a stiff!

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