An old stockman sat down in a city McDonald’s and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the stockman and asked, ‘Are you a real stockman?’
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking-in horse, droving cattle, riding in rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, marking and branding calves, cleaning hay sheds, fixing flats, working on tractors and feeding my dogs, so, yeah, I guess I am a stockman.’
She said, ‘Well I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old stockman and asked, ‘Are you a real stockman, like, from the outback?’
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’