I just want one thing, Doctor!

A 97-year-old man goes into his doctor’s office and says,”Doc, I want my sex drive lowered”.

“Sir”, replied the doctor, “You’re 97. Don’t you think your sex drive is all in your head?”

“You’re darned right it is!” replied the old man. “That’s why I want it lowered!”

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