How the blonde outsmarted the pollie

A local pollie boarded an airplane in Townsville with a box of frozen mud crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a local Politician and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.

Shortly before landing in Brisbane, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the politician who gave me the crabs in Townsville please raise your hand?”

Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Politicians aren’t as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as most folk think.

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