Here’s to spending the rest of me life….

John O’Reily hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”

That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife Mary – “I won the prize for the best toast of the night”.

She said – “Aye, what was your toast?”

John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife”.

Mary said – “Oh, that is very nice indeed John!”

The next day Mary ran into one of John’s toasting friends on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said “John won the prize the other night with a toast about you Mary”.

She said: “Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know he’s only been there twice. Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come…”

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