A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, ‘ If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.’
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, ‘Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.’
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. ‘Who are you?’
‘I am your guardian angel,’ the voice answered.
‘Oh, yeah? ‘ the man asked, ‘And where were you when I got married? ‘