Driving home with a new phone 1



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Barry was so excited to get a new mobile phone, he decided to call when he was on his way home from town. He thumbed Emma’s number as he turned on to the highway.

“Emma put supper on, I’m on my way home”.

Emma says, “Be careful because I hear some nut is driving the wrong way on the freeway”

“It’s worse than that Emma: there’s not just one, there’s hundreds of them!”


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  1. I don’t understand why we are glorifying these two young criminals. Yes, they may have changed their lives around, but would they have done it if they hadn’t been caught? Are we trying to encourage our youth to break the law by making these drug dealers look like heroes? For goodness sake people, take off the rose-coloured glasses & take a long hard look at what’s going on. They’re drug dealers – they turned other people into drug mules, they helped to ruin the lives of hundreds of our youth. They knew the consequences if they were caught & they took the chance – hoping that only their mules might get caught. What sort of people are we hailing as poor hardly done by drug dealers? Wake up & take a look at yourselves – they’re crims – rehabilitated because they had nothing better to do with their time in jail! Let it go!!!!

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