David Beckham in a taxi 51



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David Beckham isn’t known for being the sharpest tool in the shed, but we do love him for just being himself. This joke gave us a little chuckle!

Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror.

After about 5 minutes the driver says “OK give me a clue”.

Beckham says “I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over a 100 caps for England, is that enough?”

Driver replies “No you thick sod, where do you want to go?”

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  1. How big is your mortgage he doesn’t have one, so who isn’t the sharpest tool now.

    4 REPLY
    • Oh yes it does, plenty have the ability but not the nouse. Anyhow who’s spreading nasty comments. Not me

    • Helen Joan Harmon Define bright. We all have our strengths and his strength has resulted in a pretty good life in any one’s language.

    • I would describe a bright person as someone who is intellectually gifted, is a high achiever and works hard. Now, there is no doubt that David Beckham has earned his money through playing his chosen sport, and his wife certainly has contributed to their wealth, but I don’t believe that makes him bright. He helps out with charities and he is to be commended for that.

  2. Who the heck chooses these jokes – usually always made at someone’s expense. DB is kinesthetically intelligent, has a lovely family and a stadium load of money. (Have a look at Howard Gardners Multiple Intelligences). Pretty intelligent don’t you think?

  3. Love it. Where’s your sense of humour people. It is just a joke.

    6 REPLY
    • He does not have to be bright, he has the money and acclaim – one thing’s for sure, he’ll never have to driver a taxi!!!!!!!

    • But he is bright. Look at his choices. This joke is just a baaaaad joke. Cmon SaS if you are going to put up jokes they truly need to be better than this.

    • He has accumulated wealth through his talent as a sportsman, along with his wife’s contributions, but he is not bright in an intellectual way. That does not mean he is not a nice person. We all know he does things for charity because you see him trying to talk about it on TV.

  4. oh ha ha. He seems like a really nice man – good partner, good father – what more could one want? So…..what’s the joke?

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