Chuckles and a nightcap

A man is dying, and the hospital calls the family to the hospital.

The Father calls Harry his son and says, “You know the houses I have in Chiswick, 20 of them they are yours.”

The son replies, “Thank you so much, Father.”

The Father calls the next son John.

“You know the houses I have in Windsor they are yours 35 of them.”

The son replies, ” Thank you so much, Father.”

Then he calls the last son. “Philip you know the houses I have in Fulham, they are yours all 45 Of them.”

The son replied, ” Thank you, Father.”

The nurse sitting in the room turns to the wife and says, “your husband must be a very wealthy man!”

The wife turns around and says, “no he most definitely is not. He is a window cleaner!”

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A married couple, both 60 years old, was celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof – the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise.

Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.”

The fairy picked up her wand and poof – the husband was 90!