Cheeky last wishes

Norman Smith is on his death bed and knows the end is near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home
in Sydney.

He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be
in place to record his last wishes.

When all is ready he begins to speak:

“My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Vaucluse houses.”

“My daughter, Sybil, you take the apartments over in the Paddington.”

“My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over at Circular Quay.”

“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the harbour.”

The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realise the
extent of his holdings.

As Norm slips away, the nurse says to his wife,

“Mrs. Smith, my deepest condolences.

Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to
have accumulated all this property…………..

“Property?”, Sarah Smith replies. “The Bugger had a window cleaning
round.”

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