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A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner. A local politician and member of the congregation was to give a speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say a few words while they waited.

“I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, screwed over his closest friends, and taken a lot of drugs. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people”.

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies for being late. He immediately started his speech.

“I’ll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived, In fact, I had the honour of being the first one to go to him in confession”.


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  1. I used to tell a version of this 40 years ago.
    A young priest was being transferred to only his second parish and a small party was put on by the parish stalwarts.
    On one side of the room, Mrs X (most stalwart of all) proudly announced, ‘Oh yes indeed, I was Father’s first-ever penitent!’
    A moment later, on the other side of the room, Father said cheerfully, and loudly, ‘I’ll never forget my first confession. Whew! Thrown in at the deep of the big sin pool! Adultery was the least of it! Whew! Ha ha!’

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    • That’s great!!! He would have got a few looks!!??

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