An evening chuckle where what kids say is the punchline

A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of hours later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor “Where is my baby?!”

The doctor replies “They are both fine, you have a beautiful boy and girl. Your husband went back to work, and you were out so long that your brother named them”.

The woman looked concerned “Oh no. What did he name them?”

“He named the girl Denise,” The doctor replies.

The woman relieved “Well that’s not so bad. What about the boy?”

“Denephew”

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A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease, it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”

He answered, “That’s okay.”

She then said, “I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out ‘Goodbye, Mum’ as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy”

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, “Goodbye, Mum.”

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone’s day, he went to pay for his groceries.

“That comes to $121.85,” said the checkout attendant.

“Why so much? I only bought five items.”

The attendant replied, “Yeah, but your mother said you’d be paying for her things, too.”