Accurate warnings we wish were on alcohol labels

On a lovely evening such as this we thought this funny email forward would not only crack a laugh, but
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On a lovely evening such as this we thought this funny email forward would not only crack a laugh, but also be a timely reminder that sometimes alcohol can make you do silly things.

There are many times in ones life where they wake up after a night out completely mortified at the crazy antics that come flooding back to your memory. Sometimes, these can be more painful than the headache!

If you’re thinking of having a couple of glasses of wine or beer¬†tonight or over the weekend, don’t say we didn’t warn you…

Due to increasing products liability litigation, the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your rear-end kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

Will you heed these warnings?

*Author: Unknown 

  1. Funny as these are, we are coming up to the Easter break and I would like to see something like this:
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you are Nico Rosberg behind the wheel.

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