A trip to the races 52



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Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse.  

They had a great time but through the afternoon the children needed to go to the toilet. The two teachers decided that the girls would go with one of them and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys guided them to the men’s toilet and then waited outside. Shortly, one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. The teacher had no choice, so went inside, helped by hoisting him up so he could reach. As each one finished, she put him down and zipped him up.

As she lifted one boy up to the urinal, she couldn’t help noticing he was a whole lot …bigger than any of the others. Trying not to stare, the teacher said, “You must be in Grade 3…?”

“No ma’am,” came the reply. “I’m riding Mister Magoo in race 5, but really do appreciate your help”.

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