Brian sent us in this funny list of 9 points to ponder, although we don’t know the author! Have a read and laugh with us today.
This list requires a real deep thinker to grasp these most important facts of life.
Number 9 – Death is the number one killer in the world.
Number 8 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 – Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.
Number 5 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 – In the 60s, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take antidepressants to make it normal.
Number 1 – Life is like a jar of chilli chutney. What you enjoy today might burn your ass tomorrow.
As someone recently said to me: Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last forever.