1. I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
2. I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.
3. The Dalai Lama walks into an ice cream shop. He asks the server, “Can you make me one with everything?”
He hands the server a hundred dollar bill, which the server pockets.
Lama says “Hey, where’s my change?”
Server says “Change comes from within”.