Thirteen for Thursday: The worst pick up lines

Have you ever had a stupid pick up line tried on you? It was a very long time ago  when I did, too long to remember, but think I might have hit someone who tried these… or perhaps they might have just caused me  a severe gastric reaction.

 

1.  You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall….is in love with me. ….(OH YUCK!)

2.  If I had a nickle for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I would have five cents!

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3.  I wish the alphabet would rearrange itself so that I could be next to you.

4.  A boy gives a girl a dozen roses eleven are real and one is fake, and told her he would love her until the last rose died…(OK that one isn’t a bad trick.)

5.  Can you catch? Cause I think I am falling in love with you!

6.  Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by you again?

7.  You know, you might be asked to leave soon. Your making the other girls look bad! (Lame)

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8.  Is your father a thief? ‘Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes. (Get me a bucket!!!)

9.  I’m sorry were you talking to me? “No” then please start!

10. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me (violins, orchestra, ? bucket again?)

11.  Are you lost? ‘Cause it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

12.  I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. (Crikey)

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13.  Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

 

They are all so bad, but then, if I had someone try one at my age I would probably fall over from the shock.

 

 

photo: Crissy Teena