13 for Thursday: Wicked poems

Here is something wickedly funny for your Thursday, some love poems that aren’t quite all about love…

 

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1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

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Marrying you has screwed up my life.

 

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That’s why I always wake up screaming.

 

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3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

 

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed.

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5.. I thought that I could love no other

— that is until I met your brother.

 

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s

empty and so is your head.

 

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

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8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

 

9. My love, you take my breath away.

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What have you stepped in to smell this way?

 

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe ‘Go to hell.’

 

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11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

12. When you first get married you could eat them, and when you think about it later you wish you had!!!

 

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13. A long relationship is like a prison sentence, except you don’t always get out of jail for good behaviour.

 

Now, who said poetry is boring!

 

image: premasagar