Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A wife was questioning her husband

The wife promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her husband to confess. Source: Pexels.

After three years of marriage, a wife was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

“Come on, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time. “How many women have you been with?”

“Ugh,” he protested. “If I told you, you’d throw a fit”.

The wife promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her husband to confess.

“Okay,” he said. “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven – then there’s you – nine, ten, 11, 12, 13 …”

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