A couple was watching the news and the weather report said there was going to be a snowstorm. “If everyone can park their cars on the left side of road,” the reporter said, “the snowplow can come through tomorrow.”
So the husband made sure the car was parked on the left side of the road.
Then the next week the couple was watching the news during breakfast and the weatherman said, “There is going to be a snowstorm so please par- …” and then the power goes out.
“Oh no! What are we going to do, where are we going to park our cars, what street,” said the husband.
“It’s okay, Dear,” said the wife. “I think we should just leave it in the garage.”