Daily Joke: 3 short jokes for Christmas

This time of year reminds me of that time I spent Christmas on the road … I stopped into a little diner for breakfast, and ordered the Christmas Eggs Benedict. The waitress came and delivered it on a shiny metal plate.

I said, “This is fancy.”

She replied, “Well hon’, you know there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!”

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If anyone is spending Christmas alone this year, please let me know.

I need to borrow some chairs.

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I bought a book about decorating for Christmas.

It’s just a little light reading.

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