The Queen takes the visiting Pope for a ride in a horse carriage through London. Suddenly one of the horses farts very loudly.
“Oh my goodness, I am so terribly sorry!” apologises the embarrassed Queen.
“Oh don’t worry about it,” the Pope replied. “If you hadn’t said anything, I’d have just thought it was one of the horses!”
A horse walks into a bar.
“Hey,” says the bartender.
The horse neighs excitedly and says, “My friend, you read my mind!”
I had $100 on a horse yesterday.
He came home at 20 to 1.
Unfortunately, all the other horses came home at 12:30.
Alice and Gretta each had a horse in the same field. In order to tell them apart they had a little rubber band tied round one of the horse’s tails.
Every day they would come to the field and feel up and down the horses’ tails until they found the rubber band.
One day they lost the rubber band and didn’t know what to do. Then Gretta said to Alice, “I know what we’ll do. I’ll take the black horse and you take the white one.”