Daily Joke: The Italian president and the animal band

Dec 08, 2021
The dog played guitar, while the cat sang. Source: Getty Images

John manages a band where his dog plays guitar and his cat sings. Everyone is amazed.

No one understands how they’re doing it and it becomes a huge hit. The band travels around the country and John makes a lot of money from the band’s success.

Eventually, it catches wind in Italy and the president wants to hear the band live. He invites John to Rome and he comes with his cat and dog ready to play.

Before they play, the Italian president begins a dialogue.

“John, I don’t care about your actual band, I just want to know the secret. How do you do it?” he says.

“I don’t do anything, the dog plays guitar and the cat sings, it’s as simple as that,” John replies.

“Come on John, just tell me! No way it’s real,” says the Italian president.

“Look, it’s my livelihood. I can’t go around telling the secret. I’ve made a career out of this.”

“Money is nothing to me, I’ll pay you whatever you want just tell me how you do it,” the Italian president says.

“All right, I’ll tell you,” John says. “The dog plays guitar and sings, the cat just moves its mouth and pretends.”

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