Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man left for work one Friday afternoon

A man left for work one Friday afternoon and decided that afterwards he would stay out with the boys for the entire weekend. So, without consulting his wife, the man went fishing each day and then to the pub – spending all his wages that weekend.

When he arrived home on Sunday night, his wife was furiously waiting for him at the door. After two hours of yelling angrily at him, the wife finally said: “Well, how would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?!”

“That would be fine with me,” the man replied.

So Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Then Tuesday and Wednesday followed with the same result.

Finally by Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little bit out of the corner of his left eye.

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