Here’s 10 of the best dad jokes in celebration of Father’s Day

Sep 06, 2020
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What’s the difference between boogie and broccoli?

You can’t get the kids to eat broccoli.

Why can’t a T-Rex clap its hands?

Because it’s extinct.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

Child: I’m Hungry

Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad

My sister said I couldn’t make a bike out of spaghetti

You should have seen her face when I rode pasta

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

A termite walks into a bar and taps on the counter and asks

“Is the bartender here?”

What do you call a magic dog?

A Labracadabrador

Hey dad, did you just get a hair cut?

No, I got them all cut.

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