What’s the difference between boogie and broccoli?
You can’t get the kids to eat broccoli.
Why can’t a T-Rex clap its hands?
Because it’s extinct.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Child: I’m Hungry
Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad
My sister said I couldn’t make a bike out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face when I rode pasta
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them
A termite walks into a bar and taps on the counter and asks
“Is the bartender here?”
What do you call a magic dog?
Hey dad, did you just get a hair cut?
No, I got them all cut.
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