Daily Joke: Tell me again, who’s there?

Jun 04, 2021
You can't beat a good 'Knock, knock' joke! Source: Getty Images

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
God bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting, what took you so long?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris closed, that’s why I’m knocking.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once, but now I’m bald.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

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